Universe, schmuniverse, big bang or no,
let comets be vomits lit up as they go;
let galaxies stretch till they reach golly gee,
but where was I, why am I, who will I be?
Theological thinkers and scholarly fakes
pretend with Godthority, footnotes, and spakes,
assuring, demurring to cover their gap,
but all they produce is implausible crap.
Oh wiffle-ball shuffle-through, devil-be-joke,
instead of the experts, I’ll hang with the folk
who don’t know from nothin’ how we became we
but never were not and will never not be.